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**PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY OF TYPES OFM
EN IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS***
EXCITABLE |
SHORTS HALF TWISTED AROUND, CAN NOT FIND HOLE, RIPS SHORTS. |
| SOCIABLE | JOINS FRIENDS IN PISS IF HE HAS TO GO OR NOT. |
| NOSEY | LOOKS INTO NEXT URINAL TO SEE HOW THE OTHER GUY IS FIXED. |
| CROSS-EYED | LOOKS INTO URINAL ON LEFT, PISSES INTO ONE IN CENTER, FLUSHES ONE ON RIGHT. |
| TIMID | CANNOT URINATE IF SOMEONE ELSE IS WATCHING, FLUSHES URINAL AS IF HE HAD ALREADY, SNEAKS BACK LATER. |
| INDIFFERENT | ALL URINALS ARE BEING USED, HE PISSES IN SINK. |
| CLEVER | NO HANDS, SHOWS OFF BY FIXING TIE, LOOKS AROUND, PISSES ON FLOOR. |
| WORRIED | IS NOT SURE OF WHAT HE HAS BEEN DOING LATELY, MAKES QUICK INSPECTION. |
| FRIVOLOUS | PLAYS STREAM UP AND DOWN AND ACROSS THE URINAL, TRIES TO HIT FLY. |
| ABSENT-MINDED | OPENS VEST, PULLS OUT TIE, PISSES IN PANTS. |
| DISGUSTED | STANDS FOR A WHILE, GIVES UP, WALKS AWAY. |
| SNEAK | FARTS SILENTLY WHILE LEAKING, ACTS VERY INNOCENT, KNOW THAT THE MAN IN THE NEXT STALL WILL BE BLAMED. |
| CHILDISH | LEAKS DIRECTLY INTO THE URINAL BOTTOM, LIKES TO SEE IT BUBBLE. |
| PATIENT | STANDS VERY CLOSE FOR A LONGTIME WAITING, READS NEWSPAPER WITH FREEHAND. |
| EFFICIENT | WAITS UNTIL HE HAS TO TAKE A CRAP, THEN DOES BOTH. |
| TOUGH | BANGS DONG AGAINST URINAL TO DRY. |
| FAT | HAS TO STAND BACK TO TAKE ALONG BLIND SHOT AT URINAL, MISSES, PISSES IN SHOE. |
| LITTLE | STANDS ON BOX, FALLS IN AND DROWNS. |
| DRUNK | HOLDS LEFT THUMB IN RIGHT HAND, PISSES IN PANTS. |
| WITHDRAWN | PLACES FEET IN URINAL, PISSES DOWN LEG, THUS ELIMINATING NOISE. |
| IMPATIENT | ALWAYS IN A HURRY, PISSES DOWN BACK OF GUY USING URINAL AHEAD OF HIM. |
HUNTER |
GETS OUT OF CAMPER, UNZIPS FLY, STEPS OFF EDGE OF CLIFF. NEVER PISSES, BUT DOES SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF. |
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